What to Know:
- Etsy witches are offering crypto spells to boost your investments.
- Despite Etsy’s ban on ‘metaphysical services’, spellcasting has become a trend on the platform.
- While some ridicule the practice, others have made thousands of sales with top-rated feedback.
In the latest chapter of the crypto market’s fascinating evolution, Etsy witches are casting spells that claim to boost your crypto portfolio, including XRP, Bitcoin, and other digital assets.
The popularity of these mystic services has exploded this year, with social media platforms ablaze with discussions on crypto-related spells. Once considered a dangerous practice, punishable by death, witchcraft has now found a niche on Etsy. Despite the online marketplace’s ban on ‘metaphysical services’, it has become a hub for crypto-focused witches and wizards.
One of the offerings that caught our attention is a custom crypto spell. It’s described as a powerful manifestation ritual that integrates spiritual alignment with your crypto investments. The claim is audacious – “Are you ready to boost your cryptocurrency portfolio and attract unstoppable prosperity? This Custom Crypto Spell is designed to magnetize money, amplify your energy, and align your trading success with the flow of abundance.”
Prices for these crypto spells vary, with basic spells priced at $20, while more advanced spells and the so-called ‘millionaire spell’ can cost up to $73. The descriptions are intentionally vague, promising to manifest abundance in line with the buyer’s financial goals and align personal energy with the prosperity flow of the crypto markets.
However, the witches have a disclaimer that seems to veer on the side of caution: “all readings are for spiritual guidance and entertainment. Outcomes cannot be guaranteed.”
The mystical offerings don’t stop at witchcraft. There are Etsy sellers providing ‘Bitcoin Oracle Cards’, promising to reveal the future of your crypto investments. Another seller offers a ‘Dogecoin wealth ritual’, though the details are scant, it appears to involve using candles, crystals, and positive affirmations.
Despite the ridicule from some quarters, the trend is gaining traction. In a post on the r/Bitcoin community, a user claimed to have paid an Etsy witch to cast a spell ensuring Bitcoin (BTC) hits $200,000 by January 2027. The user confidently declared the spell to be “fool-proof,” urging others to buy Bitcoin while they still can.
The crypto-focused spells are part of a larger trend on Etsy, with witches offering a variety of spells targeting different aspects of life, from financial abundance to romantic relationships. While some of these accounts have limited sales, others have garnered thousands, boasting feedback ratings between 4.5 and 5 stars.
For instance, ‘NaturalisticBlessing’, an account offering services like palm readings in addition to spells, has amassed an impressive 120,000 sales over the last four years.
In conclusion, while the effectiveness of crypto spells remains debatable, they reflect the growing intersection of traditional beliefs and the evolving digital world. As the crypto market continues to mature, it will be interesting to see how these unconventional services fare in the face of increasing institutional adoption and tighter regulation.
